When I was a little kid, my mom would say “Don’t take things that don’t belong to you.”
And if I did anyway she would say “Give it back this instant, young man.”
If I didn’t, I knew justice – mom-style – would be swift and sure: A good solid two hours in my room was in my immediate future so I could “think” about what I’d done. (I never did, by the way.)
And if that didn’t...